NoParentsAllowedFuneral

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	84315	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Rehab

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Rehab was created in an effort to get back to regular minecraft. No factions, no towns, just plain and simple playing with great people and even better staff.

Although we are not a pure Vanilla Server, our basic and common plug-ins help simplify our world. We allow free range building, and provide excellent care with very trusting staff members who have been involved with each other for over a year. Our community may be very small, but it’s very accepting of players who are looking for a new place to call home.

Our facility is PvE, but we do provide areas for PvP if combat with another player is desired.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vanilla Roaming

Survival, Vanilla

No rules, Come roam around and survive

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Engineertroops

Economy, PvE, Survival

Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mineous

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Skywars

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Crops Grown:	1455

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Laughcraft

Factions

Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2007	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaMC

Vanilla

This is a regular survival server

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dovercraft

Survival

Dover craft Friendly towny server

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

Survival Server

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

xxooss

Creative

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!