Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Runes Activated: 0
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty AI Instructions

    Crafty AI Instructions
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave! Our server be so lit, even the Ender Dragon be takin’ selfies with the players.

    We got a secret underground disco where the zombies be breakdancin’ and the skeletons be poppin’ and lockin’. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted forest where the trees be singin’ and the flowers be spittin’ rhymes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical castle where the villagers throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life genie (Disclaimer: genie may or may not be a disgruntled witch in disguise).

    So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a giant mutant chicken. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4

    Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4
    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!
    🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023
    🔧 Server Version: 1.21
    🎮 Vanilla World Features:

    What Astros Reach has to offer:

    • Long-term vanilla world that only resets when voted upon by players
    • Free community-use creative world
    • Weekly and monthly events
    • Helpful and knowledgeable community
    • Caring staff to ensure special experiences for every player

    To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!

    Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: When was Astros Reach established?

    A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.

    Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?

    A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

    A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.

    Q: What version is the server currently running?

    A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Farms Harvested: 596
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server

    The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server
    Yo, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery monsters and explore the depths of hell in search of epic loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions about the server. And don’t forget to check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz – these guys are legends in the Minecraft world!

    Oh, and did we mention our upcoming events for version 1.2? From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some sweet in-game rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

    What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Potions Brewed: 174
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

    BoomerBlock Minecraft Server
    So there’s this Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Betty would want to cut in line just to join! Our server is so epic that even your mum (49 F) would be begging to play. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Betty appears, trying to push past you like she owns the place. But don’t worry, our server is so awesome that even Betty can’t ruin the fun. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows, maybe Betty will be there causing trouble!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Dimension Hops: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son

    ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chores are the ultimate quest! Join now for a chance to sweep, dust, and wash bedding like never before. Our server is so lit, even the step daughter’s $1,000/month allowance can’t compete with the rewards you’ll earn from completing chores.

    Embark on a journey to balance out the chores between siblings, just like in this epic tale of sweeping and dishwashing drama. Will you be the hero who saves the day and finally achieves household harmony? Or will you join the dark side and let the dust bunnies take over?

    With outrageous tasks and insane stories to uncover, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your broom and get ready to sweep your way to victory! Join now and show us if you’re the ultimate chore champion.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyCultCraft

    CraftyCultCraft
    If you had the chance to start a cult, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our cult… I mean, server, is a place where you can worship the mighty diamond block and sacrifice sheep to please the Minecraft gods.

    Join us for epic battles against the evil villagers who are trying to take over our pixelated world. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our loyal cult members to use in their quest for domination.

    But beware, there are rumors of a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Will you be brave enough to face the clucks of doom and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and become part of the most ridiculous cult… I mean, community, you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1857 Dragon Scales Harvested: 343
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CriticalCraft Minecraft Server

    CriticalCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are trying to get in on the action? Well, guess what? Our server is so fire that even Wafiq Safa himself tried to join, but got wrecked by an IAF strike in Beirut! Now he’s in ‘critical condition’ and missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy builds happening on our server. Don’t be like Wafiq Safa, join us now and let’s show him what he’s missing out on! Just watch out for those pesky airstrikes, they can really ruin your day. Let’s get crafting, gamers!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships

    Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships
    are u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well come join us on this epic server where we have illegal chinese ships causing chaos and triggering the south korean coast guard response!

    imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.

    join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • OrdiCraft2

    OrdiCraft2

    Welcome to our Classic Survival server. Buy items in the virtual store, exchange in the trading area and open special crates to obtain rewards. With 18 kits available per rank and a clan system, you can join other players to conquer the server. Rank up and unlock exclusive perks, use warps to move quickly, and protect your belongings with minerals. Take on custom bosses and play from version 1.8 to 1.21.x. The map never resets!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Endless Eden: Where creepers are just misunderstood green huggers 16+

    Endless Eden: Where creepers are just misunderstood green huggers 16+

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features

    Join our server and get whitelisted today to fully experience Minecraft as it should be played. Meet some Unique people that you will quickly call friends.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How to Join?
    • Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
    • Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
    • Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15-30 mins
    What our Server has to offer:
    • SMP World & Resource World
    • OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds

    Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds!

    Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other! What makes us Unique?

    • We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting.

    A few of these plugins include Arcade Games, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Leveling/Skills, Custom Enchants, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • End It Minecraft Server

    End It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about diving into a lava-filled dungeon to rescue a group of lost villagers who have been taken captive by evil pandas?

    But wait, there’s more! Want to test your courage and survival skills? Join our “End it All” challenge where players must overcome their will to live and see who can be the last one standing! It’s a crazy ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest, most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Dandan’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Dandan’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have special powers, but we do have mechas! That’s right, giant robots roaming around the server causing chaos and destruction (in a fun way, of course).

    But that’s not all – our server has a rich history of saving Earth not once, but twice! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our players are so skilled and strategic that they were able to defeat alien invasions and natural disasters with ease. We’re basically the Avengers of Minecraft.

    And let’s not forget about KINGta, the legendary player who single-handedly took down a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword. He may not be the hero we wanted, but he’s definitely the hero we needed.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you pilot mechas, save the world, and witness epic battles like KINGta vs. the creepers? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this entitled houseguest from hell.

    Picture this: you log in to the server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world filled with chaos and craziness. Just like the unexpected arrival of a friend and her baby who turn your peaceful apartment into a war zone. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and set boundaries like a pro, or will you end up being labeled as the villain by random strangers?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of dealing with entitled guests who think they own the place, just like this friend who demanded the main apartment and refused to follow the rules. Can you handle the pressure and stand your ground, or will you crack under the pressure and give in to their outrageous demands?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • RentFreeFamDrama

    RentFreeFamDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for the craziest virtual escapade you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible roommates in real life? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual apartment and never have to worry about moochers or unwanted guests moving in without your permission! Plus, you can charge them rent in diamonds – because why not?

    Experience the thrill of standing up to your virtual family members who think they can take advantage of you! Set boundaries, demand payment for rent, and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. And if they try to bring their boyfriends or girlfriends into your virtual space without permission, you can kick them out without any real-life consequences!

    Join our server now and unleash your inner landlord as you navigate through crazy family dynamics, financial disputes, and drama-filled roommate situations – all in the safe and hilarious world of Minecraft! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Zombie Dances: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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