NoParentsAllowedFuneral

aunt, Ben Hur, Boyfriend, brain cancer, family, Funeral, Grief, Heidi, inappropriate, Loss, Marco, meeting parents, Memories, NoParentsAllowedFuneral, parents, Religious, sentiment, stage 4, Support, vhs, wake

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

4chan, anonymous posting, controversial, controversial opinions, controversial topics, Cuckette, forum, insults, internet culture, Irrelevant, meme, message board, Minecraft, Nice Try, offensive language, Online Community, online discussion, retard, Russo board, smp, TheCraftyCreeper, trolling, trolling culture

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UberCraft: No Random Homes

aita, babe, CAR, crazy, different state, DRIVE, financial issues, financial problems, hanging out, home, Homes, likes me, Mall, Manager, never met, Promoted, Random, random guy, Uber, UberCraft, wants to be with me

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockHeadzCraft

arrogance, Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, BlockHeadzCraft, deceitfulness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, lack of professionalism, laziness, Manipulation, rudeness, Selfishness, untrustworthiness

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

acquisitions, Armaments, Army, Defense, eastern europe, Equipment, Europe, k9, Military, military procurement, military strength, Minecraft, Mobile Artillery, Modernization, national defense, nato, Poland, PolishCannonCraft, SECURITY, Server, Technology, WARFARE, weapons

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Gazde Survival

Adventure Exploration Community Collaboration Quests Events Resources Building Economy Wealth Protection Plugins Contests Themed nights Biomes Landscapes Mountains Caves Beaches Creativity, Economy, PvP, Survival

-> Rich Biomes: Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests and towering mountains to mysterious caves and serene beaches.

-> Community-Centric: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players. Collaborate on massive builds, share resources, and embark on thrilling adventures together.

-> Custom Challenges: Test your skills with unique quests and events designed to push your survival abilities to the limit. Earn rewards and showcase your achievements!

-> Grief Protection: Focus on building and exploring with peace of mind. Our advanced protection plugins ensure your creations stay safe from unwanted damage.

-> Economy System: Trade with other players, gather resources, and build your wealth through an engaging economy that encourages collaboration and creativity.

-> Weekly Events: Participate in exciting events, contests, and themed nights that bring the community together for fun and friendly competition.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WispRP

brewery system, Community, custom races, Events, faction-based, Medieval, Minecraft, MorePlayerModels Mod, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, WispRP

Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development

#youtube, Active, BetterBusinesses, Businesses, Cheats, Community, Custom, Development, Discord, Economy, gamemode, Great, Griefing, Hacks, java, Jobs, Kindness, Minecraft, optifine, Patreon, Performance Mods, Plugin, PvE, Respect, rules, server ip, Shops, Spamming, Survival, tiktok

BetterBusinesses <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/hermittech-survial-smp/">Server</a>

BetterBusinesses Server Overview

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
Discord	Join our Discord server
YouTube	BetterBusinesses YouTube Channel
TikTok	Follow us on TikTok
Patreon	Support us on Patreon

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Thank you for being part of our community!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I run any kind of business on the server?	Yes, our custom business plugin allows you to run any type of business you can imagine.
Are there opportunities to collaborate with other players?	Absolutely! You can create, compete, and collaborate with friends on various business projects.
Can I hire employees for my business?	Yes, you can hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through the business GUI.
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?	While we encourage creativity and innovation in business ideas, please ensure that your business practices adhere to our server rules and promote a positive community environment.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Items Found:	8412

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Baby Bump Minecraft Server

baby, bump, Conception, Family Planning, Fatherhood, female fertility, fertility, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Insemination, Jealousy, male fertility, Minecraft, modern relationships, parenthood, Pregnancy, relationships, Reproduction, Server, social commentary, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional roles

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s baby-making skills? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate political sperm position where anything can happen.

We’ve got so much drama, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. Watch out for those female friends and their boyfriends – they’ll be giving you side-eye like you’ve never seen before. But hey, at least you’ll have some company while you try to figure out what the heck is going on.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the mysteries of the political sperm position. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected surprises – like, say, two babies in your wife’s belly. You never know what might happen next on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1706	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP

Bert van Koers’ ciclismo quizzes, Chrono des Nations, CreeperSlayer, CX races info, cycling, cycling races, Cyclocross, Exact Cross Beringen, Exact Cross Essen, free streams, Giro del Veneto, Gree-Tour of Guangxi, Kermiscross Ardooie, Live streaming, Mecha-Rusbert’s webm folders, Minecraft, Races info, road races, Simac Ladies Tour, smp, Tour de Kyushu, Tour of Chongming Island, Tour of Taihu Lake, Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race, Velodrama league code.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.

But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium

ARMS, Arms Trading, Black Market, BoutCraft, Business, crime, criminal enterprise, Emporium, global security, illegal, international relations, Merchant of Death, money laundering, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, trafficking, united nations, Victor Bout, weapons, wsj

come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.

our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty AI Instructions

Accumulated Instructions, ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Categorized Patterns, computer science, Crafty, data analysis, data processing, deep learning, Filtered Data, future technology, Information Technology, innovation, Instructions, intelligent systems, machine learning, neural networks, programming, robotics, Technology

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave! Our server be so lit, even the Ender Dragon be takin’ selfies with the players.

We got a secret underground disco where the zombies be breakdancin’ and the skeletons be poppin’ and lockin’. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted forest where the trees be singin’ and the flowers be spittin’ rhymes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical castle where the villagers throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life genie (Disclaimer: genie may or may not be a disgruntled witch in disguise).

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a giant mutant chicken. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adult, application, astros, Community, Community members, Community oriented, Creative World, Datapacks, Days, Discord, Events, Fabric, form, Glory, Hardware, hermitcraft, History, long term, microphone, Minecrafters, Mods, optimization mods, PIXEL, Reach, RELIVE, Server, smp, Updates, Vanilla, world

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!
🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023
🔧 Server Version: 1.21
🎮 Vanilla World Features:
No world border Various recipe add-ons for enhancing vanilla experience High-end hardware for lag-free experience

What Astros Reach has to offer:

Long-term vanilla world that only resets when voted upon by players
Free community-use creative world
Weekly and monthly events
Helpful and knowledgeable community
Caring staff to ensure special experiences for every player

To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!

Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: When was Astros Reach established?

A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.

Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?

A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.

Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.

Q: What version is the server currently running?

A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	163	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server

1.2 Details, Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Chill, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZFriends

Yo, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery monsters and explore the depths of hell in search of epic loot.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions about the server. And don’t forget to check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz – these guys are legends in the Minecraft world!

Oh, and did we mention our upcoming events for version 1.2? From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some sweet in-game rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crops Grown:	1403	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

anger, ANNOYED, Argument, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, Frustration, Hell, hostility, irritated, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perplexed, perplexity, Problem, puzzled, relationship issues, smp, Tension, Upset

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.