NoParentsAllowedFuneral

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mines Excavated:	1765	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!

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Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a community-driven Survival Minecraft server that offers challenging gameplay while building a strong community. The server features custom terrain, challenging mobs and bosses, customizable spawn areas, and a focus on exploration and community interaction.

Event:

Join our Boat Racing event today at 8:00PM EST for a chance to win big rewards!

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom structures and loot in the game?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we do not promote pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: How often are new features added to the server?

A: We are constantly updating the server with new features and improvements to provide a satisfying experience for our players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Maria’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

UberCraft: No Random Homes

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Divine Spears Created:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockHeadzCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	678	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2057	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	3663
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Love Letters Sent:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Gazde Survival

Adventure Exploration Community Collaboration Quests Events Resources Building Economy Wealth Protection Plugins Contests Themed nights Biomes Landscapes Mountains Caves Beaches Creativity, Economy, PvP, Survival

-> Rich Biomes: Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests and towering mountains to mysterious caves and serene beaches.

-> Community-Centric: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players. Collaborate on massive builds, share resources, and embark on thrilling adventures together.

-> Custom Challenges: Test your skills with unique quests and events designed to push your survival abilities to the limit. Earn rewards and showcase your achievements!

-> Grief Protection: Focus on building and exploring with peace of mind. Our advanced protection plugins ensure your creations stay safe from unwanted damage.

-> Economy System: Trade with other players, gather resources, and build your wealth through an engaging economy that encourages collaboration and creativity.

-> Weekly Events: Participate in exciting events, contests, and themed nights that bring the community together for fun and friendly competition.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WispRP

brewery system, Community, custom races, Events, faction-based, Medieval, Minecraft, MorePlayerModels Mod, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, WispRP

Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	283	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development

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BetterBusinesses <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/dancing-parrot-meme/">Server</a>

BetterBusinesses Server Overview

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
Discord	Join our Discord server
YouTube	BetterBusinesses YouTube Channel
TikTok	Follow us on TikTok
Patreon	Support us on Patreon

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Thank you for being part of our community!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I run any kind of business on the server?	Yes, our custom business plugin allows you to run any type of business you can imagine.
Are there opportunities to collaborate with other players?	Absolutely! You can create, compete, and collaborate with friends on various business projects.
Can I hire employees for my business?	Yes, you can hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through the business GUI.
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?	While we encourage creativity and innovation in business ideas, please ensure that your business practices adhere to our server rules and promote a positive community environment.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Baby Bump Minecraft Server

baby, bump, Conception, Family Planning, Fatherhood, female fertility, fertility, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Insemination, Jealousy, male fertility, Minecraft, modern relationships, parenthood, Pregnancy, relationships, Reproduction, Server, social commentary, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional roles

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s baby-making skills? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate political sperm position where anything can happen.

We’ve got so much drama, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. Watch out for those female friends and their boyfriends – they’ll be giving you side-eye like you’ve never seen before. But hey, at least you’ll have some company while you try to figure out what the heck is going on.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the mysteries of the political sperm position. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected surprises – like, say, two babies in your wife’s belly. You never know what might happen next on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.

But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	196	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium

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come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.

our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty AI Instructions

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave! Our server be so lit, even the Ender Dragon be takin’ selfies with the players.

We got a secret underground disco where the zombies be breakdancin’ and the skeletons be poppin’ and lockin’. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted forest where the trees be singin’ and the flowers be spittin’ rhymes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical castle where the villagers throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life genie (Disclaimer: genie may or may not be a disgruntled witch in disguise).

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a giant mutant chicken. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	5863	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.