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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Astral Projections Made: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Buildings Constructed: 44 Zombie Dances: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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