Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Crops Grown: 9048 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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