NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

10. Looking back, 11. personal growth, 12. Regretful choices, 13. Past mistakes, 14. Lessons learned, 15. Missed chances, 16. Teenage aspirations, 17. Regretful actions, 18. Time management, 19. Self-discovery, 2. Missed opportunities, 20. Learning from the past., 3. Youthful mistakes, 4. Regretful decisions, 5. Wasted time, 6. Unfulfilled dreams, 7. Teenage experiences, 8. Life lessons, 9. Reflections on youth, Minecraft, RegretNoTeenYears, smp, teenage regrets

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mines Excavated:	2786
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Ores Mined:	3718
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

airline fees, airport chaos, airport drama, baggage restrictions, communication breakdown, flight delays, luggage woes, marital dispute, missed flight, OverpackedWifeAirportDrama, overpacking, overweight suitcase, packing light, relationship conflict, stubborn spouse, travel etiquette, travel mishaps, travel stress, travel woes, vacation mishap

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VibeKillerMC SMP

bad energy, Boredom, comparison, complaining, criticism, Disappointment, Drama, Failure, gossip, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of motivation, Loneliness, negative people, pessimism, procrastination, rejection, self-doubt, smp, stress, toxic relationships, VibeKillerMC

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Potions Brewed:	90	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong, controversial, crime, debate, Ethics, FREEDOMS, Government, Justice, Laws, Legal, legislation, morality, opinion, opinionated, policy, punishment, regulations, RIGHTS, shouldnt be, Social Issues, society

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

Assassin, Cinema, classic film, contract killer, contract killing, crime film, dark comedy, Dorothy, Dorothy Gale, Dorothy Gale movie, FAMOUS, fictional character, film character, film industry, Gales, hired assassin, hit job, hitwoman, iconic, Killer, movie character, Protagonist, The Wizard of Oz

So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Marahuyo Sanctuary

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Philippines cracked server Survival economy PvP events building contests McMMO guilds guild wars parkour features community fun events players gamemode adventure challenges rewards friends, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Marahuyo is cracked Minecraft server from the Philippines. It is a Survival 1.21.1 server with economy features, monthly PvP events, and weekly building contests. The server also features McMMO, guilds, guild wars, and parkour. Marahuyo has many other features, too, but we’ll let you have fun discovering them yourself! Come get started by joining today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3