NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

VibeKillerMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Crops Grown:	4575	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

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So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Marahuyo Sanctuary

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Philippines cracked server Survival economy PvP events building contests McMMO guilds guild wars parkour features community fun events players gamemode adventure challenges rewards friends, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Marahuyo is cracked Minecraft server from the Philippines. It is a Survival 1.21.1 server with economy features, monthly PvP events, and weekly building contests. The server also features McMMO, guilds, guild wars, and parkour. Marahuyo has many other features, too, but we’ll let you have fun discovering them yourself! Come get started by joining today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5171
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

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https://t.me/minecubixremake

Hello, if you selected this item, then you want to understand the idea of the game server? Great, let us introduce you to this!

The goal of creating the project is to give our young users and older people an excellent playground with convenient, and most importantly, interesting functions. We are not trying to impress you with incredibly beautiful personalization, pictures, textures, we just want to provide you with an easy to use game server. A little bit of everything was invested into the server concept. A little Role Play content will dilute your already, perhaps, boring vanilla, a little Politics will give you the opportunity to create your own cities and invite your friends to them and not only, a little vanilla itself will give you the opportunity to develop in the world quite simply. We have not tried and will not try to complicate the game for you, our goal is only to make it enjoyable and balanced.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WakeMC: The Land Down Under where kangaroos fight creepers for free ranks and McMMO skills!

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Server Name	WakeMC
Version	1.21
Server Location	Australia

Overview:

A brand new 1.21 survival server hosted in Australia. The goal is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible. There are no paid ranks or perks – all are acquired free in-game.

Features:

McMMO
Upgradable Spawners
Player Market
Jobs
Free Ranks
Land Claim
Crates (Free)
Player Warps
Auction House
Dungeons / Bosses (Elite Mobs)
Custom Enchants (250+)
Graves (Teleport Back To Death Location)
Resource World (Resets Weekly)
Separate Creative World
Cosmetics
Discord
Bluemap

Ranks:

All ranks and perks are free and acquired in-game.

FAQ:

1. How do I claim land?

We have a great land claiming plugin where you can change various settings about your claim. Everyone starts with 10k claim blocks and can earn more by leveling up.

2. How do jobs work?

Join jobs to earn in-game money and spend job points on cool items.

3. What is McMMO?

Level up various skills with the McMMO plugin.

4. How do I upgrade spawners?

You can right click spawners to upgrade them, increasing spawns or decreasing spawn delay.

5. Are there dungeons and bosses?

Challenge bosses in our dungeons.

6. What is the resource world?

We have a separate resource world for gathering unlimited resources.

7. Is there a creative server?

Yes, we have a separate creative server for building.

8. Are there giveaways?

Regular giveaways are hosted in the Discord server.

9. What are the server IPs?

Survival: play.wakemc.net

Creative: creative.wakemc.net

10. What is the website?

Visit www.wakemc.net for more information.

11. What is Bluemap?

Explore the server map using Bluemap at 51.161.192.10:8163.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyFate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Join us for epic battles on the Great Void Sea, where you can summon your favorite Minecraft characters and fight off dragons with water guns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Halloween event where you can rebel against 108 spooky skeletons and party with a dragon girl straight out of Water Margin. And if that’s not enough, we’ll take you on a wild ride through Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus) where you’ll face off against gods and monsters in an epic quest for glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is where legends are made!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dimension Hops:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Bollywood movie? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, financial disputes, and cultural clashes!

Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds to pay off your student loans instead of just asking your dad to foot the bill for your wedding. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can out-earn most men in your age range anyway?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging two weddings, a t-boned car, and a dad who thinks he can control your life choices. Will you fly back to India to mend fences, or will you spend your hard-earned diamonds on something more important, like building a giant statue of yourself in the game?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the hero of your own crazy Indian soap opera on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Join now and start mining your way to family dysfunction and financial independence!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyRoomieDrama

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Are you tired of living with roommates who have no boundaries? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many rooms as you want! No more awkward encounters in the living room or kitchen, unless you want to, of course.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and create your own virtual paradise. Plus, we have a strict dress code policy – all players must wear full attire at all times, even if it’s just pixelated armor.

So come join us and leave the real world behind! Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where riding pigs into battle is considered a legitimate strategy! We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, and it was the most impenetrable fortress on the server. Our resident wizard can turn any block into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground). And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and rotten flesh. So if you’re tired of boring old normalcy, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and absurdity!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	297	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Emeralds Found:	3972	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Towns Built:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SongCraft: LastRespawn

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Picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, about to face off against a horde of creepers, and you can only listen to one last song before the explosion. Will you choose “Baby Shark” to distract the enemies with its catchy tune? Or maybe “Never Gonna Give You Up” to Rickroll them into submission? Join our server and make your last stand with the most epic soundtrack imaginable!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Void Gems Collected:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	385490	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SpearCraft: Alien History

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mines Excavated:	4840	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PixelMods

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PixelMods SMP Modpack, Download the modpack on curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelmods-pixelmon-smp-server

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

Adult, Bingo, Chaos, Custom Crates, EV Training, Friendly, Gym Leaders, LGBTQ, Modded, Owned, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Hunts, Pokebags, Pokedex, Raids, Rewards, Server, Side, Spleef Events, stay, Wondertrade

Server Name	Astral Pixelmon
Version	9.1.12
IP	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	discord.astralpixelmon.com

Overview:

Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

Do you have any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

Is the server beginner-friendly?

Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1