Noodleland | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchantments Applied:	228	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crops Grown:	4583
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mines Excavated:	2387	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Animals Bred:	63
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Void Gems Collected:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ores Mined:	3015
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	201	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	673060
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6025

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Void Gems Collected:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mines Excavated:	1050	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

Players:	109/900	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5