Noobville Minecraft Server

ChoiceCraft 1.21

Ability, aging, Alien, CHANGE, choicecraft, Consuming, control, diet, dreams, eternal youth, Flesh, gift, Manipulation, PARASITE, Pregnancy, REJUVENATION, sex, Sorcerer, transformation, VEGETABLES, Water

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Farms Harvested:	594	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Yo, bro, imagine this – on this Minecraft server, you can choose between becoming a shapeshifter by eating someone’s flesh or carrying an alien inside you for cash money! It’s like a crazy dream, but it’s real! And if that’s not wild enough, you can control someone’s mind by eating only veggies and water, or stay forever young by having sex but getting older each time. It’s like a twisted fairytale come to life, man! Join us and choose your destiny, but choose wisely – things are about to get crazy up in here!

BiscuitBanditMC

biscuit, biscuit grabbing, BiscuitBanditMC, breakfast etiquette, buffet behavior, buffet etiquette, dining etiquette, Etiquette, hotel behavior, hotel breakfast, hotel breakfast buffet, hotel dining, hotel experience, hotel guest, hotel rules, Manners, proper manners, social norms, tongs, tongs use

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mines Excavated:	1914
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

So, picture this: You’re peacefully enjoying your breakfast buffet at our Minecraft server’s spawn point, when suddenly you reach for a virtual biscuit without using the virtual tongs. Out of nowhere, an NPC (non-player character) appears and starts screaming, “You have to use the virtual tongs!” The NPC’s eyes are practically bulging out of their head as they continue to scold you for your biscuit-grabbing faux pas.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The NPC’s family shows up, including a virtual wife and granddaughter, and they all start shaking their heads in disappointment while muttering, “Use the tongs, use the tongs.” You try to apologize and promise to use the tongs next time, but the NPC just won’t let it go. They continue to glare at you with virtual daggers in their eyes, making you feel like you’ve committed a virtual crime.

Join our Minecraft server for this kind of wild and wacky adventure! Who knew grabbing a biscuit could cause so much virtual drama? Use the tongs or face the wrath of the virtual breakfast police!

CozyCrafterMC SMP

binge-worthy, chill vibes, comfort movie, comfort series, comfort show, Cozy, CozyCrafterMC, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, film, happy place, Heartwarming, Nostalgia, Recommendation, Relaxing, smp, soothing, stress relief, tv show, Uplifting

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ores Mined:	8419	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pickaxe with a mustache. It’s like, totally epic, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this Minecraft SMP? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

MinecraftMentalBoosts

acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, aromatherapy, coping mechanisms, creativity, Exercise, hobbies, journaling, laughter therapy, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MinecraftMentalBoosts, music therapy, Nature, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self-care, social support, Therapy, weird

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring ol’ therapy sessions and meditation apps? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let the power of block-building and diamond mining heal your soul! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures, like flying pigs and dancing creepers, that will make you forget all your worries. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted diamond pickaxes have special healing powers that can cure even the most stubborn cases of the Mondays. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

CraftyAssassinIran

artist, ASSASSINATE, Conspiracy, CraftyAssassinIran, Dissident, Espionage, EXPOSED, Foreign, germany, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, iran, opposition, Plot, Political, Régime, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6310	Farms Harvested:	883
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we expose all the wacky plots happening in Iran like trying to assassinate a dissident artist in Germany. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build your own secret hideout to avoid any crazy assassination attempts. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any evil dictators trying to take you out. So come on over and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on our server!

Leaf RNA Microbe Haven

biology, discovery, Environment, Environmental Science, findings, Haven, influence, interactions, leaf, leaf microbiome, leaves, Microbe, microbial communities, microbiology, plant health, plant-microbe interactions, research, RNA, RNA-Sequencing, Shaping, study, surface

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Emeralds Found:	8493	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the leaves have RNA on them and it shapes the WHOLE MICROBIAL COMMUNITIES, bro! like, imagine being a leaf and having RNA control your whole life, wild right? join us and see how RNA on leaves can influence plant health and make the environment go WACKY! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, so come on and play with us, it’s gonna be LIT! 🌿🔬🤪 #RNAonLeaves #MicrobialMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Infinity Isles

commands, Community, Connection, creativity, Dimensions, Discord, donation, Events, Infinity, Isles, Minecraft, multiplayer, Prizes, quality of life, Resources, server performance, smp, Structures, Survival, Toxicity, voice chats

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server
Overview:	Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life improvements.

Why Join Infinity Isles?

Primarily vanilla survival server with helpful plugins
Whitelisted to ensure a mature and friendly community
Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connectivity
Player-run shopping district and regular community events
Resource worlds for gathering materials without disturbing the main world
No pay-to-win donation perks, all proceeds used to improve the server
Active staff team committed to creating a positive environment
Active Discord server for community interaction

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?	A: No, Infinity Isles is an 18+ server and only accepts players who meet this age requirement.
Q: Are griefers tolerated on the server?	A: No, griefing is not allowed on Infinity Isles. Our staff handles such incidents promptly and with zero tolerance.
Q: Is there a player-run economy on the server?	A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a player-run shopping district where players can set up their own shops and trade with others.
Q: Are there regular events on the server?	A: Yes, the server holds bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities like Storage Wars and Charity Events.
Q: How can I donate to the server?	A: Donation options are available on our website here.

Epic Quest Hub 1.20.6

1.20.6, card games, celebration, cherished memory, Epic, family bonding, family fun, family tradition, father-daughter competition, friendly rivalry, game night, Hub, Important milestone, long-awaited win, milestone achievement, Preference, proud moment, quality time, Quest, special moment, sweet victory, ten years in the making, triumph, Victory

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6858	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s like beating your dad in Preference after 10 freakin’ years! It’s that epic, man! Like, you’ll feel like a total boss when you conquer all those pixelated blocks and mobs. Plus, you can show off to your dad how much of a gaming pro you’ve become. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and dominate like you’ve never dominated before!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Animals Bred:	90	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1011
Secret Passages Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4504	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2132	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Players:	110/100	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server