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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9179 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
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On our server, you can play with sticks and pinecones if you want, because who needs fancy technology anyway? And if you’re looking for a router with flashing lights to tell you that you have internet, well, you won’t find it here. We only have the most advanced, light-less routers for our players.
So come join us on our server and leave all those tech illiterate folks behind. Because here, we’re all about embracing the true essence of Minecraft – without all the unnecessary flashing lights.
