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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2608 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1061 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
On our server, you can play with sticks and pinecones if you want, because who needs fancy technology anyway? And if you’re looking for a router with flashing lights to tell you that you have internet, well, you won’t find it here. We only have the most advanced, light-less routers for our players.
So come join us on our server and leave all those tech illiterate folks behind. Because here, we’re all about embracing the true essence of Minecraft – without all the unnecessary flashing lights.