NoobParenting Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	299
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7297	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7804	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	709889	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	394	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3067	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	5287

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	208
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Items Found:	4915	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Star Shards Collected:	226	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”