NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	58
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1145

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Towns Built:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	290
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Potions Brewed:	159
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Runes Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	3498
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Farms Harvested:	144	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Players:	108/800	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14