NoobNostalgia

amazement, anticipation, Awe, discovery, emotional connection, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, fascination, first love, Happiness, Innocence, joy, longing, Magic, NoobNostalgia, Nostalgia, Reminiscence, sentimentality, Thrill, Wonder

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	9507

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

adult entertainment, adult services, brothels, commercial sex industry, Cunt, escort agencies, escort services, intimate services, Minecraft, paid companionship, paid intimacy, paid sex, Prostitute, Prostitutes, Red Light District, sex industry, sex work, sex workers, sexual encounters, sexual services, sexual transactions, smp, solicitation, transactional sex

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	103
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Potions Brewed:	72
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Animals Bred:	91	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

chronic, chronic cough, Chronicles, continuous monitoring, cough, cough analysis, cough dynamics, cough frequency, cough monitoring technologies, cough patterns, Crafters, daily variation, data collection, health tracking., Healthcare, limited-time monitoring, Medical research, monitoring devices, patient care, Patients, researchers, respiratory diseases, respiratory health, Technology

so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	94	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	87	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

anger, Colonialism, Colonization, Criollos, cultural identity, History, indigenous rights, INEQUALITY, injustice, Latin America, Minecraft, Oppression, power dynamics, Rebellion, Resentment, resistance, revolt, seethe, Seething, Server, social change, Spanish Empire, Truth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

#Daydreami, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, Anniversary BGM, Bijou PoV, Birthday BGM, Collabs, COVER Corp, cover song, current schedule, Dancing MIRAGE, defamation, Fanfic Listing, Fauna PoV, game bgm, Handy links, Infinite, Kiara PoV, Kronii, Kronii Love, Kronii PoV, Kronii’s 3rd Anniversary merch, Leaks.., Member BGM, Merch List, Minecraft, MirageChallenge, Music, original song, Our Promise, Ouro, ouro kronii, Raora PoV, Rise, Shiori PoV, shorts, smp, Souten ni Moyu, Space, STREAMS, Zatsudan BGM

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup advice, breakup aftermath, breakup closure, breakup experience, breakup feelings, breakup growth, breakup journey, breakup lessons, breakup recovery, breakup reflection, breakup stories, breakup support, coping with breakup, emotional pain, ExBoyfriendGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, relationships, smp

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7173
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyKarateLady

Confidence, confidence building, CraftyKarateLady, empowerment, Martial Arts, martial arts for beginners, martial arts for confidence, martial arts for self confidence, martial arts for self defense, martial arts for self defense for women, martial arts for small stature, martial arts for women, martial arts styles, martial arts training, self defense, self defense classes, self defense for women, self defense techniques, self protection, small lady, Women’s self-defense

Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockWars: US$17.9 Bil Aid to Israel

aid, Ally, bil, billion, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, funding, global affairs, government expenditure, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Oct 7, Peacekeeping, record spending, SECURITY, US, US17.9, weapons

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LITERALLY MADE OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT TWERK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mines Excavated:	4817	Buildings Constructed:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VeggieCraft – Heart Healthy Haven

cardiovascular disease, chronic disease prevention, dietary patterns, evidence-based research, Haven, health benefits, healthy, healthy eating habits, Heart, heart health, incidence, Long-term Health, mortality, non-vegetarian diets, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based lifestyle, Preventive medicine., reduced risk, umbrella review, vegan, Vegetarian, VeggieCraft, wellness

🌱🥦🥑

join our wacky minecraft server where all the players are vegetarians and vegans!! we promise you’ll live longer and have a healthier heart just by playing on our server 😂🙌

we’ve got a secret potion that turns all the animals in the game into cute little veggies 🐷🍅🐮 and if you eat them, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes! 🚀👀

come join us and be part of the coolest, healthiest, and most veggie-tastic minecraft server around! 🌈🌟🍄

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Planet SMP

Custom terrain, Dungeon, Earth, Events, Exploration, gameplay, Jobs, Lottery, MONEY, Planet smp, Planets, Survival

Welcome to Planet SMP, where the goal is to unlock planets across the universe in a fun survival gameplay experience. Gather money from the dungeon, lottery, and jobs to purchase planets that you can explore; each planet has custom terrain for your enjoyment. Not only can you enjoy planets, but you can also enjoy our events! Join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Moon Madness Multiplayer: Not-so-Vanilla, Pretty Friendly, No HermitCraft, 1.21 Economy

1.21, AntiCreeperGrief, Bases, Builder Applications, ChatReportBlocker, Colosseum Arena, commands, Community, Currency, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Economy, Established, Events, Fresh chunks, Friendly, Giveaways, hermitcraft, madness, Minecraft, Mobheads, Moon, multiplayer, MultiplayerSleep, NotSoVanilla, Playerheads, PRETTY, Prizes, PvP, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Survival, voice channels

LUNAR SEASON 2 – Friendly community & Fresh chunks in 1.21!

IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyz

We are an established Semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP with 475+ members! Here are some of the features that this server offers:

Features
Semi-Vanilla commands: /home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime
Establish bases anywhere in the world
Player-run economy with shops in the Shopping District
Datapacks for multiplayer-friendly experience
Friendly and active community on Minecraft & Discord
Active staff and protection plugins
Frequent events with prizes
Colosseum Arena warp for PvP

• !! LOOKING FOR MORE STAFF ALWAYS !! •

Staff & Builder applications can be found in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xQbFtuhREH

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Government & Company Minecraft Server

Abuse, black company, Blackmail, coercion, Company, Conspiracy, corrupt corporation, corrupt government, Corruption, Government, Manipulation, millie, Millie’s downfall, Minecraft, Politics, power, scandal, scandalous, scandalous affair, scandalous behavior, scandalous politics, Server, unethical behavior

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, including Millie getting taken out by a pack of angry chickens! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable that even the mobs are out for blood. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of hilarious mini-games and wacky challenges to keep you entertained. So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	New Chunks Explored:	200347
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.