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CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	850385
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	191
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Towns Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	9415
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9785	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	295
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	337	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6508	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1984
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Animals Bred:	198	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2899	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ores Mined:	4155	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Emeralds Found:	6149	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

Players:	101/400	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9685
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9