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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 122 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
And get this, we also have this legendary quest where you have to find the mythical diamond pickaxe of destiny, but beware, because it’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen who only speak in riddles! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the treacherous caves and help you defeat the pigmen with their expert spitting skills.
So, if you want to join the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, then come on down and join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality completely shattered. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!