NoobiePro Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	260
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4246	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	9903
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	2177	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	260	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	3678
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	214	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crops Grown:	1308	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3526
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.