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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3390 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).