NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

amateurish, Awful, bad, clumsy, deficient, dreadful, Fail, hopeless, inadequate, incompetent, inept, Lacking, lousy, Noobcraft, Pitiful, Poor, subpar, Terrible, uncoordinated, Unqualified, Unskilled, Weak

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7364	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Votes:	3115	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6823	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6718
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	157	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	6126
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crops Grown:	7618
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7619	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5589	Potions Brewed:	143
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5170	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	925	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Towns Built:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Animals Bred:	114
Star Shards Collected:	84	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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