NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

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Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	New Chunks Explored:	880710
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Potions Brewed:	100	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	New Chunks Explored:	843985
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	6181	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5054
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
New Chunks Explored:	605127	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.