NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

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Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Leafcraft Factions Pvp

Factions

SUPER FUN PVP FACTIONS SERVER on 1.15.2!!!! INVITE ANYONE YOU WANT!! This is a vanilla server with factions and pvp and a ton of fun!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Solaris Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Friendly Server with a lot of new things! – Shiny Starter – New Solarian Pokemon – Events – Shop – Gyms ” Being Added”

Discord: https://discord.gg/GM6dvwF

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blockhub

Creative, family friendly, Survival

Hi and welcome, we are a small community of players who enjoy playing Minecraft. Currently our server features a nice unique lobby, a creative server and a survival server. We do hope you want to become a part of our community!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Olimpocraft

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

This server is a recreation of what Olimpocraft was before. The server IS NOT MINE. I only put it on this website, so that more people know about this project and Olimpocraft returns to what it was before.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixelmon Galaxy

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello Pokemon Trainers, welcome to Pixelmon Galaxy.

– 5x Spawning – Active Economy – Gyms – Elite 4 – 12 Custom Built Towns – Pets – Regular Events – Drop Parties – Build Protection – Crates – Trading System – Voting

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Avicraft

Economy, Mature, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Survival

AviCraft is a new semi-vanilla SMP Minecraft server that started in 2023. Currently just survival but skyblock and a creative world will be coming soon. The server is geared towards 16 and up but all players are welcome

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JustAServer

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

JustAServer 1.15.2 – Vanilla/Factions – Survival with friends

A simple survival server with factions. I hope for people to join so that I can battle against some other factions!

Note: Faction homes are now faction ‘warps’, even though you can only have a single warp at a time. This is because the official faction plugin was discontinued at around 1.13, and an unofficial continuation has slightly different syntax.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Emerald Empire

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Survival 1.17.1 Essentials, GriefPrevention, MCMMO, and a few others. Builder-Friendly Small Community keepInventory ON! Difficulty: HARD Access to: /back /sethome (x5) /workbench /enderchest

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Trails smp

smp, Survival

We are a player-friendly, self-run Minecraft server looking for new people to play with. There is no whitelist so anyone can join, as long as you don’t break the rules you don’t have to worry about anything.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Bexwing OP Prisons

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We are now offering Paypal rewards for Island Top!

Server Important Information

Gamemode – Skyblock & Factions Versions – 1.8-1.16.x Location – US

IP – play.bexwing.com Discord – https://discord.gg/brjrxTX

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Anarchanium

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Note: I am not the Server Owner, but I have been given express permission to post this here by the server owner, Akunahten

Message from the Server Owner: This server has been a project long awaited to complete. My name is Akunahten and Anarchanium is a place that represents a full survival experience. It may be a little more ruthless than the average but killing and destroying is the law of nature which this server abides by. There is some order within this server if that’s your thing. I am also very interested in building up an economy in this server. An economy without plugins. There will be a marketplace where Killing and Griefing is NOT allowed, where people can sell their stuff and get insanely rich on the diamond currency. Other than that region and the spawn, the server is yours to shape and master.

We have a small startup and can hold up to 50 players at the moment. We also want your feedback if you are interested in joining the server. I will do my best to listen to all the players and change things for the better of our new community.

We are potentially looking for staff if you have experience and can list your experience with plugins/server-setup.

Our Discord Invite Link: discord.gg/MaH5nKb ————————————————————————— If you have any questions add me on discord! : akunahten#9688 ————————————————————————————————— Server address: anarchanium.my.pebble.host

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hempire skyblock

Balanced Economy, Dungeons, Pets, Skyblock

Hempire’s Skyblock Is a Different take on a Skyblock Server Instead of just working on your island all the time. Why not Run a dungeon and get some Custom Gear, Materials for your island or just sell it at the shop for in-game cash. we will have more to come in the future. Please Join the Discord For Updates!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ChoiceCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.choicecraft.net

We offer a network that has something for everybody who loves Minecraft. With professionally owned and operated servers, we are always up and with minimal lag for all players.

You start out in our impressive Hub where you can choose from an assortment of game modes that match your mood! We currently offer SkyBlock and Survival!

We offer great perks for all players and some added benefits to folks who contribute to the server! Check out the bonus packages and ranks when you are ready to upgrade your game and take it to the next level.

Experiment! Thrive! Make friends! Join the fun at play.choicecraft.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Vault Hunters CyanDeserts

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

We’ve combined our ideas into one strategic, enjoyable, fulfilling experience! All of our staff PLAY with our members on a regular basis. We want to enjoy the experience with you! Doing this we’ve managed to squash any bugs that have come our way thanks to the constant support of the community! Which is made up of a diverse group of players from all parts of the Planet! It is a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchantments Applied:	78	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crown craft

Welcome to CrownCraft! Join us and participate in what will be the largest minecraft community in Portugal. Join our server right now and leave your mark!

About us: The Crown Craft server is the reflection of a project that provides all players with all the conditions so that they can have fun and spend their time in the most pleasant way possible. On our server you can build whatever you want, make new friends or even rivalries.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.