NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

amateurish, Awful, bad, clumsy, deficient, dreadful, Fail, hopeless, inadequate, incompetent, inept, Lacking, lousy, Noobcraft, Pitiful, Poor, subpar, Terrible, uncoordinated, Unqualified, Unskilled, Weak

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Vibe MC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Hello friends! Recently a friend and I decided to make our minecraft server bigger. Vibe MC is an economy based survival server with Ranks and soon to be added jobs, we are an Australian based server, but are happy to have anyone from anywhere! we are currently really small, but have set up shops at spawn while we build the bigger one. we hope you understand <3 We are currently looking for staff to help build, moderate and possibly help configuring. Hope to see you there :))

Rules – no greifing, stealing or scamming – no hacks or xray (of any kind) – dont be an ass – we suggest 13+ <3

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Saphiremc

Bed wars, op prison

Hello!! I present to you SaphireMC Network ♡. This server was created months ago and you are totally invited to enter!! What does this server contain?

➊ Survival Mode 1.19.3

➋ BedWars Mod 1.8 ➠ 1.19.3

➌ Practice PvP Inside the Spawn

➍ Server for Premium and non-premium

➎ KOTL mode in the Main Lobby

➏ We have Staff 24/7 at your assistance

➐ You can have pets in the lobby!

➑ 24/7 Server

➒ Events on special days!

What are you waiting for to enter? I’ll wait for you!!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

COSMOPLEX Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Grief, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Weddings

The owner of the “COSMOPLEX” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Bea-hive

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

The Bea-Hive is a friendly survival server that wants you to be apart of the community! Our survival server provides a environment for you to make friendships that will last a lifetime. The Bea-Hive is a community built server. With dedicated staff that want to see to it that your time on the server is exactly how you want it to be, we are at a beckon call to listen to YOUR voice!

An experience like no other, each player matters to us. We’re so excited to have you as a valued member of our family.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Apex survival

Abilities, Antigrief, Custom Bosses, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, Friendly, Mythicmobs, smp, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Apex Survival! Although we may be a small community, we offer a tight-knit and friendly atmosphere that makes our players feel right at home.

Our dedicated and active staff team ensures that everyone’s experience on our server is enjoyable and fair. We also have a range of unique and exciting gameplay features that set us apart from other survival servers.

Join us today and become a part of the Apex family!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchantments Applied:	275
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TownyClassic

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

TownyClassic is a economy based server with towny, jobs, player ranks, pets, McMMO, cool events and many other fun plugins with an ever-growing playerbase

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LootMine server Minecraft

We invite you to a new anarchy server for Minecraft Bedrock and Java – LootMine!

Here you will find everything you need for an exciting and unpredictable survival. Here you can connect to the server at the following addresses:

– IP for Bedrock: d24.gamely.pro

– Port for Bedrock: 20076

Version 1.20.50+

– IP for Java: d24.gamely.pro:20076

Version 1.20.4

On our server you won’t see boring and limiting privates, um and flies. Here you choose your own rules and strategies. You can build your own bases, loot others’, join clans or fight with other players. You can use custom books that add unique features and effects. For example: magmahod – allows you to walk on lava, silk chest – saves the contents of the chest when breaking it, pickaxe 1×2 2×2 3×3 – digs several blocks at a time, elemental protection – protects against damage by fire, water, lightning and explosion, and much more. We have over 75+ enchantments for all types of weapons, armor and tools!

On our server you can also earn money by completing various tasks, killing mobs, trading at an auction or buying resources in a store. And if you want to get even more benefits, then take part in the draw for the “Vizer” donation, which costs 89₽! With it you will be able to place more house points, have more slots in the auction, a new kit nether and much more!

Our server runs on paid hosting, so you will not encounter lags or drawdowns. We always have 20 tps and high stability. Our server opened almost 2 weeks ago and has already won the sympathy of many players. We have a clan system that allows you to team up with friends and associates. We have MYSTICS – special boxes that appear in certain places and give valuable rewards. We have talismans and amulets – items that enhance your characteristics and abilities. And we have the opportunity to build farms on the roof of hell to extract resources without interference!

LootMine is a server where you can become a legend. Join LootMine and show everyone what you can do!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

lolhol server

Skyblock, Survival

If you are bored and wana play something like survival in minecraft then go to lolhol.net you can also get capes on my site for free! You will love the server if you are the fan of playing survivall with pvp mods 😀 Have FUN!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Shroomcraftmc

Arena Pvp, Economy, Faction Survival, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Pvpraiding, Raiding, smp, Teampvp

Welcome to Shroomcraft! Our server is actively being developed and is still relatively new. We currently have 5-10 daily active players and state-of-the-art hardware that is ready to accommodate growth.

Server is Central. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .What we have to offer for you:– Koth Daily/Weekly/Monthly– AND Factions– PVP– mcMMO– Economy– No Chest protection!– Griefing is allowed!– Silk Spawners– Seasonal Events– Crates– Active, friendly and supportive staff!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

valleyOFking

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

server survival system by rp survival hard remember your location where to make the house and be careful because it’s hard even alone let’s go guys as soon as it increases more we will make the server better

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HolyWorld – Wipe Classic Anarchy Minecraft server

Welcome to HolyWorld – a server where selfless freedom and complete chaos reign! We have no rules, only you and your imagination can control the game world.

Exciting mini-games await you on the server, each of which is a unique adventure. Compete with other players to determine who deserves to be crowned champion. Griefing is an integral part of the game here, where you can build and destroy as you please!

Regular competitions and events add variety and excitement. Participate, win valuable prizes and become a legend of our server. Our administrators always come up with exciting activities to make the game even more interesting.

Join us via IP: start.playmc.su and plunge into the world of anarchy and limitless possibilities! HolyWorld is a place where you can become part of this unique story. Don’t miss your chance!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mugcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

Mugcraft Prison

Classic SEMI OP Prison NEED STAFF!! Great free to play server, ranks & much more can be gained just from playing the game instead of having to spend money!

– Custom Cells – Crates – Cell Levels – Prestiges – Custom Mining – Custom Enchantments – Lootboxes – & Much More! Give it a chance you will be impressed 😀

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Kaicraft

Anarchy, Towny

KaiCraft.org, an server where you can meet up with your friends and other people you maybe know and also find new nice peoples and get friends, wich these you can play diffrent mini-games on KaiCraft! So what kind of mini-games does KaiCraft have / adding soon? KaiCrafts first game is Towny / Earth

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cozy Cove

Survival, Vanilla

HOW TO JOIN: Join DISCORD: https://discord.gg/XFRAUqZ Read the “welcome” chat for instructions. (1.16.1)The Server is set to launch pretty soon. (uptime 24/7) I previously owned a server called LOWLAND , but we had to shut it down at the end of summer. (Due to work , school) My friend and I are planning to make a server just like lowland a hermitcraft like community survival server. This server is whitelisted , so you will need to answer a few questions to get in. An admin will show you how the server works.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Paradise FREE PASS! Minecraft server

Starter Kit

Paradise

TELEGRAM FOR PRIVATE – https://t.me/paradiseminees

You’re wandering around looking for a server for a good game!

– Then you should try our project, it was created for a more diverse survival.

– You might have seen such projects if you are an old-timer in the game, but you will understand this later!

– Many different warps.

– Custom things.

– Survival! Not anarchy!

– A project with history.

⚜️We are holding events!

⚜️Administration team 18+

⚜️Constantly in touch!

‼️We are exclusive on the battlefield!

️We have our own forum! There are opportunities to sell accounts!

Version: 1️⃣.1️⃣6️⃣.5️⃣

ip: paradise.ru-mc.ru

Telegram: https://t.me/paradiseminees

FREE PASSAGE! IT CAN BE RECEIVED VIA VK OR TELEGRAM!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.