“Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

emotional well being, Server, self-acceptance, self improvement, Disappointment

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of, you guessed it, tacos!

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

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Join our Minecraft server and dive into a world full of fun! We offer a wide variety of minigames and both custom and existing game modes for endless entertainment.

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Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world full of fun! We offer a wide variety of custom and existing mini-games and modes for endless entertainment.

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New Server IP
Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

dialect, culture, Minecraft, History, chatroom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got Essex, the talking pig who will entertain you for hours with his hilarious jokes and witty banter. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig tell a knock-knock joke!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?

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New Server IP
The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

message board, smp, ANONYMOUS, online forum, online discussion

Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP server on the planet! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, then come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground cat society that controls the economy. That’s right, these feline overlords will trade you diamonds for fish and string. But be warned, if you disrespect them, they’ll unleash their army of creepers on you.

Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? We have a parkour course that’s so difficult, even the most skilled players have thrown their keyboards in frustration. And don’t even get us started on our spleef arena, where the floor is made of lava and the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best moves and maybe even make some new friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the meowgic begin!

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New Server IP
VanillishCraft SMP

Survival, Land Claim, Earnable Ranks, Rtp, Vote Rewards

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.3

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Land Claim Anti-Grief Homes | RTP | Warps Auction House (Selling) Diamond Based Economy Vote Rewards Earnable Ranks Mob Heads

vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

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New Server IP
Big Boobed Minecraft Server

Minecraft, manga humor, Server, humor, manga genre

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can build your own big boobed, big assed housewife character and embark on a quest to have a child in the most outrageous way possible. But wait, there’s more! Introducing the mother-in-law character whose ass is so big, it can take up an entire page of the manga. Get ready for some epic power scaling as you navigate through this wild and wacky world. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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New Server IP

“Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

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Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

VanillishCraft SMP

Big Boobed Minecraft Server