NoNudeNoDiam0nds | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	24

New Minecraft Servers

Hey gamers! So I stumbled upon this Minecraft server and let me tell you, it’s wilder than your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings), diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding.

But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ores Mined:	7605
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8854	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	230	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3286
Villages Defended:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	2443
Buildings Constructed:	38	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Potions Brewed:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Zombie Dances:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Votes:	7806
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	580
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Animals Bred:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	416741

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Potions Brewed:	83
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Ores Mined:	4183	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17