NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mines Excavated:	2150
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	284	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Animals Bred:	163	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5315	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Towns Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!