NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	208	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	931
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1150
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	221	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	284
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.