NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Gravelcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP

The new Minecraft server Gravelcraft.nl. Free to join (no whitelist).

Features: – Factions – Survival – Creative

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchantments Applied:	201
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Empire Craft | Towny SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Empire Craft

Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

Hope to see you soon!

play.empire-craft.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Towns Built:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EDO’S WORLD

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Emeralds Found:	8229	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	132	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	6747
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7675

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Zombie Dances:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	68
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

★Features★

– MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	7335
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	220

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlatyCast

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GameChatWorld

A friendly, no nonsense server, with regular members and helpful staff. Server is survival so you can pick out any open part of the world and start building. Worried about grief? No need to worry, just inform the nearest staff member and they will punish the wrongdoer and roll back any damage done!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9339
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

northern Realms

– Welcome to Northern Realms MC. We are proud to anounce the grand Re-opening of the long awaited peaceful, economy based, Towny server known as Northern Realms. We are the third generation in a long line of past PvP Towny servers, Hardcore PvP Faction servers, and now as a Family Friendly Economy based Towny Server. The staff of the server have been working on this server for a long time now, and are finally releasing the IP to the public ( 69.175.124.76 ).

– Come and check out the servers amazing spawn built by many people including Jonnyboy838, Khrysteen1973, Maalur, Codebomb, Pumpumrasta, daabest1. We encourage many new players to join and ask questions if you need help. You will find that you will be able to progress quickly in the world of Minecraft with the help of not only the staff, but everyone else on the server as well.

– If you have any questions before joining, or while on the server, or just want to chat, feel free to log onto the Teamspeak 3 server and talk to all of us here at Northern Realms ( ts43.gamespeak.com:9269 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be epic!!).

– We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

All of the above and much more at Northern Realms!63.209.37.233:9111 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be awesome :3).

We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9866	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4607

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Warzonedefenders

Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Minecraft “First Person Shooter” Server Host:join.warzonedefenders.com Website: http://warzonedefenders.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	232
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WolfCraft

Economy

WolfCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!