NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6599	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ores Mined:	2225	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CastleCraft

CastleCraft is an “OldSchool” server, like in the good old days. Not gigantic cities with square plots of land, but with lots of them small sleepy villages. Come and join us and we will take you with us Receive joys!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Redstone Realm

A fun survival no grief new server. 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	218	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Minecraft Bay

======Welcome!====== On our new server…

Our server is an ALLROUND server, of course online 24/7…And has the following features…

=========Games========== ->Catacombs

->MobArena

->Spleef

->Survival/HungerGames

->PVP Arena

->AdventureMap

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4624	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Darkrider

Darkriderz is a great place to relax and have fun with the communite. we have creative SG and more muti games!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Gravelcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP

The new Minecraft server Gravelcraft.nl. Free to join (no whitelist).

Features: – Factions – Survival – Creative

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Empire Craft | Towny SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Empire Craft

Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

Hope to see you soon!

play.empire-craft.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1140	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EDO’S WORLD

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	9300
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Buildings Constructed:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9046

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7035	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

★Features★

– MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlatyCast

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.