NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gravelcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP

The new Minecraft server Gravelcraft.nl. Free to join (no whitelist).

Features: – Factions – Survival – Creative

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Empire Craft | Towny SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Empire Craft

Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

Hope to see you soon!

play.empire-craft.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EDO’S WORLD

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	535	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Items Found:	5904
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

★Features★

– MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlatyCast

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3761
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GameChatWorld

A friendly, no nonsense server, with regular members and helpful staff. Server is survival so you can pick out any open part of the world and start building. Worried about grief? No need to worry, just inform the nearest staff member and they will punish the wrongdoer and roll back any damage done!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	196
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

northern Realms

– Welcome to Northern Realms MC. We are proud to anounce the grand Re-opening of the long awaited peaceful, economy based, Towny server known as Northern Realms. We are the third generation in a long line of past PvP Towny servers, Hardcore PvP Faction servers, and now as a Family Friendly Economy based Towny Server. The staff of the server have been working on this server for a long time now, and are finally releasing the IP to the public ( 69.175.124.76 ).

– Come and check out the servers amazing spawn built by many people including Jonnyboy838, Khrysteen1973, Maalur, Codebomb, Pumpumrasta, daabest1. We encourage many new players to join and ask questions if you need help. You will find that you will be able to progress quickly in the world of Minecraft with the help of not only the staff, but everyone else on the server as well.

– If you have any questions before joining, or while on the server, or just want to chat, feel free to log onto the Teamspeak 3 server and talk to all of us here at Northern Realms ( ts43.gamespeak.com:9269 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be epic!!).

– We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

All of the above and much more at Northern Realms!63.209.37.233:9111 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be awesome :3).

We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Warzonedefenders

Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Minecraft “First Person Shooter” Server Host:join.warzonedefenders.com Website: http://warzonedefenders.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WolfCraft

Economy

WolfCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.