NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Empire Craft | Towny SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Empire Craft

Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

Hope to see you soon!

play.empire-craft.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EDO’S WORLD

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ores Mined:	4875
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	1462	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
New Chunks Explored:	926970	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	520
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	156	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Animals Bred:	137
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

★Features★

– MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlatyCast

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GameChatWorld

A friendly, no nonsense server, with regular members and helpful staff. Server is survival so you can pick out any open part of the world and start building. Worried about grief? No need to worry, just inform the nearest staff member and they will punish the wrongdoer and roll back any damage done!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

northern Realms

– Welcome to Northern Realms MC. We are proud to anounce the grand Re-opening of the long awaited peaceful, economy based, Towny server known as Northern Realms. We are the third generation in a long line of past PvP Towny servers, Hardcore PvP Faction servers, and now as a Family Friendly Economy based Towny Server. The staff of the server have been working on this server for a long time now, and are finally releasing the IP to the public ( 69.175.124.76 ).

– Come and check out the servers amazing spawn built by many people including Jonnyboy838, Khrysteen1973, Maalur, Codebomb, Pumpumrasta, daabest1. We encourage many new players to join and ask questions if you need help. You will find that you will be able to progress quickly in the world of Minecraft with the help of not only the staff, but everyone else on the server as well.

– If you have any questions before joining, or while on the server, or just want to chat, feel free to log onto the Teamspeak 3 server and talk to all of us here at Northern Realms ( ts43.gamespeak.com:9269 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be epic!!).

– We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

All of the above and much more at Northern Realms!63.209.37.233:9111 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be awesome :3).

We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Warzonedefenders

Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Minecraft “First Person Shooter” Server Host:join.warzonedefenders.com Website: http://warzonedefenders.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WolfCraft

Economy

WolfCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Strongholdcraft

A factions, pvp, griefing, and all around war-fest server. We allow pvp, griefing, TNT cannons, and any other thing that floats your boat.

We have a small team of relaxed, patient staff, who are at your service, and some awesome donor ranks!

Complete with a player market, and an adminshop!

We also have the bloodmoon which will kick your ass!

Factions, PvP, Griefing, Bloodmoon, Economy, TNT

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	203
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!