NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DestinyPVP

You have conquered hundreds of other servers…Your faction ruling them all. Everyone looking up to you in terror. Now there is one server left to conquer. A unique one. One with different weapons, with armor abilities, with features some servers have never even heard of. The time has come to create your own destiny, and leave your mark in history.

DestinyPVP is a new type of Faction server. Instead of using the generic vanilla minecraft mechanics and weapons, we use custom weapons and armor to give PVP a whole new feeling. We pride ourselves on being unique, and that is what we intend on being. We have friendly staff and a kind community. The best part is, we are able to provide all with NO LAG!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Animals Bred:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	New Chunks Explored:	980039

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AirPlay

/Towny/PvP/Loot

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4742	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DodgyCraft

Hello and Welcome to DodgyCraft. We are a semi op factions raiding server. We are a reasonably new server and we are looking for people who can be active staff members. Our aim is to bring raiding in factions to a whole new level. We do all kinds of interesting things within our server for instance we do lost of tournaments with nice prizes to be won. We also reward those that find bugs/glitches or are reporting players for breaking the rules. Come and join us if you interested in having some fun with your friends or even if your interested in starting a raiding series on youtube. We have a youtuber rank for those who think they fit the criteria.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	353
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Down Under Survival

Economy Based, Limited PVP, Friendly Admins, Prism Protected, Regular Serverwide Skype and Teamspeak Chats

We are a new server that was created by 3 admins who were sick of the corrupt administration we had witnessed on previous servers. We regularly hold server wide skype and teamspeak chats and have a up and running economy that allows players the freedom to set up their own shops. Due to the varied schedules of the admins, the server will be moderated most, if not all the time. Feel free to ask the admins for more details if you have any questions about anything

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Fieldcraft

Fan of PvP? So come and play on the Fieldcraft PvP Factions server, lots of things await you like HungerGames, War, Spleef etc… Lag-free server! Join more than 80 people connected per evening, regular events are organized every day, plugins translated and created by us to guarantee you a unique game mode. You will never get bored, we create new games every week! Join the community now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Buid-Hive – The Walls

On our The Walls Server you have 15 mins Time to get weapons and equipment, after this 15 mins the walls will drop and you are able to fight.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VumCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

COBEL

FREEBUILD ECONOMY FACTIONS SURVIVAL GAMES PAINTBALL MOBARENA

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crops Grown:	9291
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Star Shards Collected:	66
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.