NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FrangaCraft SLO/EN

Cool Minecraft server with lots of game types and minigames like Faction PvP, Creative plots, EnderGames, parkour, Hunger Games and a lot more to come!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

8 Bit Minecraft

The people at 8-Bit Minecraft are looking for new people to join their vanilla server. The server is ran by Graffmaster and has been up for around a year. Everything we do is completely vanilla. If you would like to join it is simple. Just fill out the form below and send it to [email protected]. The form lets us know what type of person you are and if you will fit in nicely. When you apply please make sure you put down and a skype name and make sure you are over 14 years old. In Game Name: Skype Name: Age: Why would you like to join 8-Bit Minecraft?: What was the last server you played on?: When did you get minecraft?: How many times a week do you play Minecraft?: Would you ever be interested in donating to better the server?:

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hollandcraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Build an imposing palace or keep a simple farm? Why choose? Be a Redstone engineer or dominate the Skyblock rankings? Why choose? Hollandcraft has more than enough to offer to satisfy all your Minecraft needs! With an active community, high-quality servers and active staff, we guarantee the best playing experience!

We offer our players: – Creative – Survival – Skyblock – Factions (Soon)

Join now at play.hollandcraft.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TheParkMC

PvP

Home of UHC Games! Love UHC? Love Survival games? Then this server is perfect for you! Come and try it out now. You won’t be disappointed.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2589	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PPMC – NEW

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

PPMC is an advanced custom Pixelmon 5.1.2 Team based survival experience. Featuring, Shiny starters, integrated teams feature, claiming, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, voting rewards.

Pixelmon teams feature a leader, a co-leader, and an ace.You can rank up by completely tasks in game such as leveling up your mining skills, catching certain Pokemon, or even defeating players from other teams.

Team Magma members use fire, ground, rock, and steel types. Team Aqua has bug, grass, ice, and of course, water. Team Galactic has dark, ghost, dragon, and poison. Team Rocket has normal, electric, flying, and psychic

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Tragic Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

Tragic Survival is a 100%, 24/7 survival server with NO PVP! We have Factions (grief proofing only), McMMO, Essentials and MUCH more! We have been running Tragic Survival for 3 years now, with our entire staff being 21+ years old, very mature and highly experienced. Visit our server at tragicsurvival.servegame.com or www.tragicsurvival.com for more info!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AlienCraft

Faction, Survival, PVP, Mob Arena, Paintball, Skyblock, Mcmmo ..Some fun plugins such as using a pumpkin as scuba device and choptree

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BuildCraftia

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

If you are looking for an excellent creative server, BuildCraftia is the one you are looking for. We offer the best tools for building and according to our players, we have the best surroundings for an enjoyable gameplay with our friend players and active staff members!

Join us today at bcsn.us

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KingdomsCity

Kingdomscity is a Survival based server which allows every player to join which wants to. If you like playing alone that fine but if you enjoy playing with lots of people go ahead and join in on our Teamspeak server – kingdomscity.enjinvoice.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Emerald Gaming

This is just a temporary post it will be updated and refined later

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MCAmusement With Disney World

Roleplay

This server we are building theme parks in minecraft. So far we have done Magic Kingdom Disney World!

Everything is 1:1 scale with real life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Villages Defended:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FTB LiteCraft FTB Lite Server

Welcome to FTB LiteCraft, Here you can play Feed the Beast Lite with your friends. We offer you: – land plots – Farm – Plenty of slots – 16 GB Ram – No Laggs – Rang System – Quick Shops – Homepage Rank Shop – Have fun IP: FTB-LiteCraft.de (37.157.251.55)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Club Obsidian

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Club Obsidian PRISON 0.1.0 – HIGHSCORE PAYOUTS – Free Private Mines – AFK Sell – 60+ Custom Enchants – 500+ Quests – 1,000 Upgradables – So much more

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Crops Grown:	3993	Divine Spears Created:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

mc.RATIO.lv

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

Hello everyone

The ratio.lv minecraft server is back online! We have opened a factions server to start off, and we are planning to expand into a bigger network 🙂 Currently the factions server is open, and anyone is welcome to start playing since the essential layout is there. We are using minecraft version 1.8.8.

Remember to vote in order to get rewards!

Good luck, have fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Divine Spears Created:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

difinitycraft

Survival

Hello everyone and Welcome to the DifinityCraft Community we offere a great playing experience for all our players we have -Survival Anti Grief -Pvp Factions Raid -Minigames -Skyblock -Survival Games -Parkour -Spleef And more. Every server is different and all of our dedicated staff members will make your time on DifinityCraft Worth wild. Join now and find out what your missing!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.