Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life? Do you want to escape the clutches of your yenta mother and find a girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.

So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

    And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    MapleCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the best of Canadian culture in pixelated form! Forget America lite, we’ve got poutine-powered creepers, hockey stick swords, and beavers building dams out of diamond blocks. Join us for a chance to ride a moose into battle, apologize to zombies for killing them, and build igloos that double as secret bases. So come on, eh? Join our server, where the maple syrup flows like water and the Tim Hortons never runs out of coffee!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Country Politics Minecraft SMP

    Country Politics Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the boring old politics in your country? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only politics you’ll find are deciding who gets the last diamond in the chest. No more debates, just pure blocky fun!

    Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on pigs armed with carrots, charging into battle against a horde of evil skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own civilization. They have their own laws, their own currency (emeralds, of course), and even their own version of reality TV. You won’t believe the drama that goes down in Villager Village.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Wawa’s Kiara Minecraft Server

    Wawa’s Kiara Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for Happy Happy Wawaween, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret dimension where you can ride pineapples, a pathway that leads beyond the way to insanity, and a fiery and icy adventure that will leave you breathless.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a Takotori MC event where you can battle it out with chickens, a Myth Reunion that will blow your mind, and a Mirage 3D Anniversary Live that will make you question reality itself.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Hololive Stage World Tour, where you can witness the most epic performances from your favorite virtual idols. Plus, we have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ””/数字/ – JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP””

    ””/数字/ – JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a virtual adventure like no other, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of Japanese Vtubers, each with their own unique powers and abilities. From Aogiri Highschool to VPI Cafe, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you befriend the mysterious Dot Live or challenge the mighty Hololive to a duel? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and become a legend in the world of virtual reality! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of 2434 or stumble upon the legendary Idolm@ster vα-liv. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CobblePunk

    CobblePunk

    CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!

    we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • 🟡🟡BLIXMINE – Immerse yourself in the world of lava🟡🟡 Minecraft server

    🟡🟡BLIXMINE – Immerse yourself in the world of lava🟡🟡 Minecraft server
    Welcome to the BlixMine server – a unique place for true connoisseurs of griefer survival! Here you can test your PvP skills, build powerful bases and fight with other players for resources.? Server Features:• Griefing: Destruction of other players’ buildings is allowed, so be prepared for unexpected attacks!• Economy: Earn, trade and grow in our unique economic world.• Clans: Create or join clans, team up with friends and fight for control of territory.• Events: Regular events and tournaments with prizes for the most active players!• Magic and Artifacts: Discover unique items and magical abilities that will help you in battle.? Plugins: We use the best plugins to improve your gaming experience, including anti-spawn griefing, a clan system and much more!? Join us! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community. Join BlixMine and show everyone what you can do!We are waiting for you at BlixMine – this is where your adventure begins

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

    Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we’ve got bullets with names on them! That’s right, each bullet is custom engraved with the name of your worst enemy in the game. Want to take out that pesky creeper that always blows up your house? Just load up your gun and let ‘er rip!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the possibilities of having a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting to be hatched.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just another day on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you see that bullet with your name on it, duck and cover!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Potions Brewed: 130
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • This is you Minecraft SMP

    This is you Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing boring old single-player Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance? Well, look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cake, and have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so crazy that even the skeletons have started a boy band!

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • 2b2t Oceania

    2b2t Oceania

    2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Draythor

    Draythor

    𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

    Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP

    Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the impending Hindu rapejeet invasion and economic collapse by building your own virtual paradise! Join us and fight off endless hordes of Hindu male rape rats while competing for scarce resources like open jobs, white women, and even food. Don’t let the Jews win – join our server and show those Indians who’s boss in this epic battle for survival! Build, craft, and mine your way to victory in a world where every block counts and every move could mean the difference between life and death. Are you ready to take on the challenge and save our civilization from certain doom? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BareVanilla Anarchy

    BareVanilla Anarchy

    BareVanilla Anarchy

    Welcome to BareVanilla Anarchy, a true Minecraft Vanilla experience! Embrace the chaos with no rules except for one: no hacking allowed. Grief, raid, and form alliances as you explore a world where anything goes. Join us for an unfiltered survival experience!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • 2tools2builders

    2tools2builders

    2tools2builders (2t2b.org) – The Newest Cracked Crossplay Anarchy Server

    Cracked means you can join without a paid Minecraft account, and crossplay means you can join from Bedrock Edition Minecraft.

    The server is available for Java 1.17.1+ (stably updated). For Bedrock, unfortunately, support is only for the latest versions (also stably updated).

    The server is inspired by 2b2t. We aim to make it as similar to 2b2t as possible in terms of style, plugins, and overall experience.

    The server was created and launched on 08.28.2024. 2t2b is hosted and developed by a small team, with baibo78 as the founder and owner.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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