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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3571 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
