join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
Chimeras Created: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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