join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
Buildings Constructed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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