join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Love Letters Sent: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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