join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Runes Activated: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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