join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Enchantments Applied: 300 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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