NoMoreNaturalFunctions | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crops Grown:	8007
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	89
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Fab Server

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Star Shards Collected:	268
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Spigot server, often updated: SMP, Creative, Factions, Slimefun, Minigames and much more! Owner’s usually around, ask away for help ^_^ This server has been made to be a friendly and fun place to stay. Staff and players find themselves with a mix of cool features, tools, serenity and helpfulness. As you can see from the Trailer, our community also revolves around a MC Classic server (“Fab’s Server” at http://classicube.net). I wish you the most fun! – Fab 😀

mc.fabthezen.com

PixelPandas

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Zombie Dances:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Everyone is welcome to this server to play and have fun. We have all the plugins you will need. Donor perks finished. Hunger is on! Read the rules in game basic rules and apply for a staff position, gym leader, or builder! Grief prevention, kits, 3 homes, biomes warps, mounting shop, rewards, events, gyms (need gym leaders).

198.50.252.116

Prominecrafter

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6543

Prominecrafter.com’s rules are based on basic survival gameplay. We also feature community builds, group quests, and other fun social aspects that make our server stand out from the rest. We’re proud to play here and want you to become part of our expanding community.

prominecrafter.com

SeaTest BETA

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Hello welcome to Sea Testing! We have redstone, survival, pvp, and creative! Enjoy your stay and we hope to see you on the server! Since we have no rules there are no STAFF ONLINE! So Enjoy screwing around c: Plugins installed on server: zPermissions, WorldBorder, PrisonSuite, WorldEdit, Vault, ClearLagg, NametagEdit, WorldGuard, zChat, PrisonMine, Essentials, EssentialsProtect, EssentialsSpawn, LimitedCreative

sea.test.mcpro.co

MCPH

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6270	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

This server is a work in progress,

What it is right now might differ completely from what it will turn into in a few months time.

– Looking for builders –

mcpartyhard.com

Tiny SMP

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	228	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Ores Mined:	4995	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to TinySMP 1.9.2

We are a friendly community with great players and a mature staff team. We run quality of life plug-ins to make a vanilla minecraft experience more enjoyable. Things like Essentials, Grief Prevention, Shop Chests, Global Market, cosmetic plugins for donations, and some mini-game plugins. Due to the age and size of our old map as well as the loss of a main staff member, we just did a clean refresh of the server. Come on in while the map is fresh!

Visit our website forums @ www.tinysmp.net

|Survival| World Border is 50,000 x 50,000 Spawn is protected with a no-pvp zone Keep Inventory is ON in this world Limited in spawn shop Claim Protection Global Market

mc.tinysmp.net

Mines of Code

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Buildings Constructed:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

The Mines of Code Minecraft server is a classic Towny survival server with enjoyable game-play, and a friendly community of players from all over the world.

minesofcode.net

Cube SMP Season 1

Economy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

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playcubesmp.com

Overcast Network

PvP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Animals Bred:	167	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

The Overcast Network is home to many original gamemodes, such as Capture the Flag, King of the Hill, Team Deathmatch, and more! No other server offers a more enjoyable team-based PvP experience. Create a team on our website (oc.tc) and participate with your friends against hundreds of players in the biggest competitive tournaments in Minecraft! Join us today at us.oc.tc or eu.oc.tc, and introduce yourself on our forums at oc.tc/forums!

us.oc.tc

Gearhex MC

Creative, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Farms Harvested:	841
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

A server you will love, with features for all: Gearhex MC is a unique and friendly 24/7 community server network for Minecraft: Java Edition, featuring Survival Adventure with quests, RPG, No Griefing with land-claim, survival, games, and events, mergeable/expandable Creative Plots with WorldEdit for all players, and our custom Modded Minecraft server with mods chosen by our community on Discord, and much more to come very soon!

mc.gearhex.net

Angel Isle

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Angel Isle is a whitelisted multiworld survival server built, and maintained by adult owner with long ownership experience.

With various difficulty worlds Angel Isle will always keep you busy, should you like to peacefully farm your crops, raise your Mcmmo stats, or like to spend night on top of dirt beam, hoping that the skeleton won’t notice you, or even fight players off your beloved base, or even complete quests for special rewards and unlock dangerous dungeons! All this is wrapped in one big box- Angel Isle.

play.angelisle.net

TheGuardians

Mini Games, Prison

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Vote for V.i.P in randomguardians.boards.net. Randomcraft have plugin: PrisonGangs, with this, DongGyu29 Created a gang, We are invited by other users or by DongGyu29 and now i created the webpage, here you can vote for get vip in webpage

play.randomcraft.nl

Blurkit Craft

Factions, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Votes:	9350
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to BlurkitCraft, a server for fun and having a great time with your friends, we have survival pvp, skywars with variation and a lot of entertainment and we are already working on a new completely entertaining hungergames, come here there are events, a store, buy your VIP, super admins good ones answer everything and are quite supportive of everyone…

blurkitcraft.net

MinecraftCloud

Creative, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Creative: Large 165×165 plots. Set unlimited warps, spawn in player heads and use WorldEdit. Voting will give you access to WorldEdit on creative for 24 hours.

hub.minecraftcloud.org

Stompzcraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

A well established community that is back in action and ready to take on the world. Join us in our brand new survival world as we begin once again. All of your favorites are back and so much more!

play.stompzcraft.com