NoMoreNaturalFunctions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magic Items Found:	7395
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Animals Bred:	149

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Items Found:	4525
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5032

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	680879
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ores Mined:	5793
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Towns Built:	8
New Chunks Explored:	343734	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crops Grown:	6389
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Potions Brewed:	72
Mines Excavated:	1328	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.