NoMoreNaturalFunctions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2381	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9138
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	160	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4057	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	869171	Secret Passages Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7354
Divine Spears Created:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.