NoMoreNaturalFunctions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	484	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Enchantments Applied:	75

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Star Shards Collected:	215
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	92	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	5397
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Void Gems Collected:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.