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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 916 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!