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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7432 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 233 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 255 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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