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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9056 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?