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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7562 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8635 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Enchantments Applied: | 268 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?