NoMILNoMCGranny | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	1020
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Star Shards Collected:	56	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	169	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Items Found:	7227	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4604
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mines Excavated:	1991	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	340927
Votes:	4245	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	670	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

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LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	68
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

play.limesmp.fun

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	320002	Holy Grails Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Emeralds Found:	4476	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Farms Harvested:	745	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Towns Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7623

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

Players:	98/500	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1