NoMeansNo Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Star Shards Collected:	132
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	130	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being bossed around by your mom and grandma like a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the freedom to make your own choices, just like when you went on exchange and became a self-dependent pro player!

No more being forced to try on uncomfortable sports bras or eat 10 meals a day against your will. On our server, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds without anyone telling you what to do, and slay dragons without anyone breathing down your neck!

Don’t let your mom and grandma control your Minecraft experience – join our server and show them who’s the real boss! And remember, in our world, you’re always the hero of your own story. So, are you ready to craft your own destiny? Join now and say goodbye to being told what to do!

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8591	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ores Mined:	2474
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	234
Zombie Dances:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Alien Abductions:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	809848	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	143	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ores Mined:	1422	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9820
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	66
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3033	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Gods Slained:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2417
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!